My criteria for a five-star squat, in order of importance: free or inexpensive (a half price geezers' pass is perfect), easy on the eye and spiritually gratifying, internet connectability, a picnic table, refreshing sunshine (NOT HEAT!), a water feature, and, preferably, a place for Sambo to safely enjoy his outside privileges. During the summer, I could care less if I have shore power or other citified amenities; RV "resorts" aren't an option because my rig's solar panels provide charge for all my basic needs.
I'm a map slut. For this Summer's adventure on the Oregon Coast, my favorite go-to map has been the Oregon Central Coast Recreation Map published jointly by BLM and the National Forest Service. This is a 3' x 3' topographic map that doesn't just show where to find sites (N/S from Tillamook to south of Coos Bay and W/E from the coast to I-5), it includes campground details for each site shown and color coded agency specifics for each federal, state and county *public* recreation site. It has been indispensable.
Rarely do I find a place to squat where all my preferences are found in *one* place -- until now! Then I discovered Eel Creek NFS campground. It's at the north end of Oregon Dunes National Recreation Area, and for $10.00 a night, Sambo gets his very own private privy...
...And I get a clean, quiet, level pull-through site with a very private, wind-protected, enclosed sandy patio. (Bring on the Tiki Lights!) It's SO private, I could clothing-optional-sunbathe but for kids chasing their unleashed dog through my "living room." Since I'm a good citizen and realize that sight would damage them for life, I keep my clothes on!
I had this misconception that any campground in the "Dunes" area would be overrun with noisy dune buggies, off-roading, unmuffled ATV's, but all I hear on this sunny afternoon is the wind in the trees. In this section of the "Dunes" no OHV's are allowed. At all. Whew! The campground is maybe half full; and a practically-free ($3.00 donation)-state park-dump is just three miles north on Eel Lake. I don't have a water feature in my back yard, but Eel Creek, is within walking distance.
WEATHER?....Sun is nice, but I like fog too -- Mother Nature's air conditioning. It usually burns off by mid-day and keeps temperatures just where I like them...no higher than 76 degrees.
Could this be Brigadoon-by-the-Sea? Say Ahhh!